Gameweek 1
Welcome to the Roast
The Creator Chaos League
Oi, everyone jumped on Salah like he was the last slice of pizza, but captaincy madness barely nudged the leaderboard—like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
What happened this week
Oi, everyone jumped on Salah like he was the last slice of pizza, but captaincy madness barely nudged the leaderboard—like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. Abdul Rehman’s lead is shakier than my Wi-Fi, just 2 points ahead of Oscar who’s lurking after Arsenal smashed Man Utd. Meanwhile, Az Phillips is out here benching 10 points and flexing Aït-Nouri’s 9 like a true mad lad ignoring the herd—peak chaos energy. And poor Andy LTFPL, stubbornly clinging to Salah captaincy, still bottoms out 8 points below average despite Villa not losing—no chips, no flair, just copy-paste despair. The title race? More knife-edge than runaway, mate, brace yourselves.
Awards
Hall of Shame & Glory
Direct from the Minus4 engine — the managers who owned the gameweek, and the ones who gave us the best material.
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Differential Hero
WinnerAz Phillips
You nailed the differential like a sniper with Aït-Nouri’s 9 points, while everyone else worshipped Salah. Bench points stacked up too, but you kept it clean with no copycat chaos. That’s how you turn quiet punts into loud leaderboard noise.
Score impact 9
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Wooden Spoon
WinnerAndy LTFPL
Salah captain again and still bottom? That’s some next-level stubbornness. Villa’s 0-0 was the only clean sheet you needed but you left it on the pitch like a rookie. Bench points wasted, no green arrows, just a masterclass in how not to start the season.
Score impact 46
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Manager of the Week
WinnerOscar -
You rode the Salah wave to 60 points but it’s Arsenal’s win over Man Utd that really padded your score. No transfers, no chips, just steady captaincy and a perfect dose of luck to keep the title race tight. Keep that up and Abdul Rehman’s lead will feel more like a speed bump than a fortress.
Score 60
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League Leader
WinnerAbdul Rehman
Leading with 62 points but Man Utd’s loss to Arsenal is a cold shower for your favourite team vibes. Salah captain again, safe but not spectacular, holding a thin 2-point lead that screams wobble. Bench points left unused, but hey, no need to panic when you’re top dog by a whisker.
Score 62
Standings
The Creator Chaos League Table
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Captain
M.Salah
Palmer (VC)
Total
54
GW
54
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