The Creator Chaos League

No one bought safety. Everyone bought regret. This was triple captain frenzy, and the armband behaved like a dodgy kebab after midnight. Dan FPL Mate clung to the top by one point, FPL Raptor breathed down his neck, and the whole thing turned into a title race held together by Haaland and hope. The funny part is the leaders still looked fragile while the chasers kept feeding the same captain and calling it strategy. Az Phillips stole the weekly crown, but the real story was the table wobbling on a single point and a lot of very expensive faith. Verdict: the league is now a knife fight with a captaincy bandage.

Bench boost, meet the shredder. Dan FPL Mate turned this into a one-man mugging. The title race is already wearing his boots, while FPL Raptor and Gianni Buttice are left chasing tyre smoke. The real joke is the bench boost mess - two managers lit the chip and still had their subs collecting dust like forgotten gym memberships. Abdul Rehman at least got to suffer properly, with Groß on the bench and a front row seat to his own bad timing. This week belonged to the manager who pressed the loudest button and the pair who made it look like a prank. Verdict: the top is tightening, but the chip chaos is the story.

Bench boost, meet the shredder. This week belonged to the managers who treated their bench like a backup plan, then watched it become the main event. Andy LTFPL squeezed 77 out of a chip that usually promises comfort and delivered a shrug, while FPL Raptor went one better and turned bench boost into a flex with 80 and the league lead. Down at the other end, Az Phillips found 17 bench points doing nothing but collecting dust, which is a special kind of self-sabotage. The title race is already a three-point argument, and the bench boost has become the league’s favourite way to look clever and feel stupid. Verdict: the chip was the story, and most of you wrote a tragedy.