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You absolutely owned transfer whiplash by nailing Wilson’s differential haul while the herd blinked. 16 points from a 9% owned gem is pure content gold, and your 22-point net gain proves you didn’t just punt—you crushed it.

No hit, no miss—just pure transfer genius with Wilson delivering 16 points and a 22-point net gain. You timed the market like a sniper while others were busy copying each other’s safe bets.

You backed Timber like a bold influencer but got served a 2-point disaster in a week where your captain Saka was firing. Jinxed picks don’t just kill your rank, they make your rivals laugh—especially when you’re leading the league.

Backing the right team to haul but choosing Semenyo over Tavernier is the classic influencer trap—6 points left on the bench. You played it safe on a popular punt and got outscored by a cheaper, better alternative. Ouch.

Selling Calvert-Lewin who scored 9 to buy Marc Guiu who scored zero is the textbook points repellent move. You managed to perfectly embody transfer whiplash by shipping points and buying blanks in one smooth disaster.

You hit 93 points without a chip and kept your cool while others flailed in transfer chaos. Nice haul but don’t get too comfy—11 points clear of the next is thin ice in this influencer circus.

Leading the league with 1026 points and a 4-point gap but still got burned by Timber’s 2 points. Your captain nailed it but your transfer whiplash nearly cost you the crown—stay sharp.