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You nailed backing the right team but picked B.Fernandes over Mbeumo and paid the price with a 5-point dud versus a 10-point gem. Next time, try backing the player, not the hype train, unless you want to keep gifting points to the casuals.

You went off-script with Wilson and reaped 10 points while the herd floundered on Saka’s captain flop. That’s how you turn a captain collapse into a differential hero moment, no luck, just savvy.

You took the captain collapse personally with Ekitiké’s 2 points doubling down on misery. A 29-point haul in this league of influencers is a brutal reminder: copying the crowd doesn’t save you when your favorite team loses and your bench is a desert.

You timed your Enzo transfer perfectly, banking 8 points without a hit while others drowned in B.Fernandes disappointment. That 10-point net gain was the bright spot in a week where copying the herd meant losing ground.

Your bench screamed for a start with 19 points left to rot, including Szoboszlai’s 13, while your starters barely moved the needle. That’s a textbook bench fail in a week where every point counts and captaincy was a minefield.

You rode the chaos to a 53-point haul despite Newcastle’s loss, proving you can thrive when others falter. Just don’t get too comfy; the league leader is breathing down your neck.

You hold the top spot with a 54-point cushion and a 53-point week, but your stubborn Saka captain and bench points left on the table show the pressure’s mounting. Keep that green arrow streak alive or risk the pack catching your slip.