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You backed Arsenal’s surge but picked Mbeumo over Casemiro and lost 11 points like it was a casual stroll. Next time, try backing the right player on the right team instead of just the right team for content clicks.

You brought in Rogers and he scored 2 points while the rest of your team racked up 78. That’s not a jinx, that’s a self-inflicted injury on your rank.

You timed Fernandes perfectly, grabbing 10 points with zero hits and a neat 6-point net gain. While others chased Mbeumo madness, you quietly racked up points and left the chaos behind.

Selling Ekitiké for Mané and losing 11 points is the kind of move that makes rivals laugh and your rank cry. You literally shipped points out the door for a 2-point dud. Brilliant strategy if your goal was to sabotage yourself.

83 points and a 27-point gap to next place? You didn’t just haul, you put the league on notice. Fernandes captaincy paid off big time, proving sometimes the safe bet is the smartest bet in influencer chaos.

Leading by 56 points with a steady 73 this week, you’re the calm in the storm of influencer madness. While others flailed in transfer whiplash, you kept your cool and your armband nailed on Fernandes.