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You picked the right team to haul but backed Sarr over Wharton and left 5 points on the table like a rookie. Backing a 6.4m mid for 2 points when a 5.0m alternative scored 7 is the kind of content creators call 'almost genius' and we call 'facepalm material'.

You took the road less traveled with Strand Larsen and it paid off big, smashing 13 points from a 9% start in a sea of triple-captain clones. While everyone else played it safe, you made the differential hit that turned a captain collapse into a manager of the week haul.

You triple-captained Gabriel and got the expected 21 points but your Rogers pick flopped hard with just 2, turning your haul into a near miss. Jinxed pick alert: buying Rogers and watching him ghost while your rivals racked up points is the kind of drama only influencers can deliver.

Selling Thiaw for Richards and losing 11 points is a transfer move that screams 'content over sense'. You literally shipped points out for zero return, making your transfer a textbook case of points repellent.

You timed the Strand Larsen transfer perfectly, netting 13 points with zero hits and punishing the herd for sticking to the template. That transfer was a masterstroke that turned a cautious triple-captain week into a league-winning statement.

94 points and a clean sweep of the differential and transfer masterstroke awards? You owned the week while the rest copied each other into mediocrity. Your haul was a reminder that sometimes the best way to beat the influencer noise is to quietly punt and let the points do the talking.

You kept the top spot with 78 points triple-captaining Gabriel, but that 1-1 Man Utd draw feels like a metaphor for your lead - solid but vulnerable. Holding a 47-point gap with a safe captain pick is comfy, but the vice captain’s 14 points whisper that the pressure is quietly mounting.