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You timed the Wilson in like a sniper, swapping out Rice for a 7-point net gain with zero hits and zero fuss. While others floundered with punts, you quietly racked up 90 points and left your rivals eating your dust. That transfer was the kind of move that makes copycats cry into their spreadsheets.

Selling J.Timber for Virgil and losing a point in the process is the kind of transfer that screams ‘I’m here for content, not points.’ You swapped 8 points for 7 and somehow made it look like a masterstroke. Next time, try buying low and selling high, not the other way around.

Backing the right team but picking O.Dango over Damsgaard is like ordering steak and getting a salad. You lost 13 points on that transfer alone, turning a potential haul into a mid-table shrug. At least you got the Arsenal win to soften the blow, but your transfer timing was a content creator’s nightmare.

Your autosub saved you 13 points with Tavernier stepping up, proving sometimes your bench is more clutch than your starters. Two swaps and a lucky break kept you afloat while others drowned in captain chaos. Autosub heroics don’t get the spotlight, but you earned yours the hard way.

Captain Haaland zero points while Fernandes racked 26 as vice is the textbook definition of captain delulu. You flew solo on the contrarian armband and crashed hard, missing out on a 13-point captain median. That 26-point vice was screaming for the armband, but you went full influencer stubborn and paid the price.

You crushed it with 90 points and a perfect transfer timing that left rivals like Oscar - reeling. Despite Chelsea losing to Arsenal, you found a way to haul and keep your green arrow streak alive. You’re the reminder that while others panic, the quiet operators win the week.

You held the top spot with 76 points and a Fernandes captaincy that laughed at the Haaland hype train. Man Utd’s win was your silent partner while others self-destructed in the chaos. Your 44-point gap to second is comfortable, but keep an eye on those creeping rivals and their risky punts.