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You went full maverick with Gordon and it paid off big time - 10 points from a low-ownership gem while the herd played it safe. That 67-point haul was a statement that sometimes the safe captain is just a crowd waiting to be outplayed. Keep punting like that and the top spot won’t just be a lead, it’ll be a coronation.

You let Thiago off the bench do the heavy lifting with 4 points and grabbed 9 total from autosubs - a textbook case of lucky breaks. While Chelsea got steamrolled, your bench saved your skin and kept you in the title race heat. Autosub luck is the best kind of luck when your main XI is busy watching Everton score thrice.

You timed Wilson’s arrival like a sniper, swapping Rice for a 9-point haul with zero hits - that’s how you punish the herd. No drama, no hits, just pure transfer masterclass while others flailed in chaos. Keep those moves coming and you’ll be the one laughing at the template crowd.

You played the one-week Salah gamble and got burned with just 1 point before dumping him for Wilson’s 9 - brutal timing. Holding Salah for 6 days only to watch Wilson outscore him by 9 points is the ultimate content creator’s nightmare. Next time, less drama, more data before you hit that transfer button.

You smashed a 73-point haul without a single hit and kept your eyes on the prize while your relegation rival Pras United floundered. Captaining Fernandes for 26 points was textbook, but your steady climb is the real headline in a week of chaos. Top marks for clutch performance despite Man Utd’s 2-2 draw - you made that gameweek your own.

You’re sitting pretty on a 79-point lead with a 67-point week that screamed consistency over flash-in-the-pan moves. While others panic-transferred, you stuck to your guns and even Man Utd’s draw couldn’t shake your grip. Lead with that kind of calm in a league full of influencers and you’re not just leading, you’re schooling the competition.