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You went full maverick and Mukiele rewarded you with 14 points while the herd was busy chasing shadows. Ignoring a 9% start rate to bag 73 points is savage - you turned differential into dominance. While others played safe, you flexed the rare pick and walked away with the biggest haul of the week.

Bowen in for Ekitiké was a textbook transfer win, netting you a sweet 14 points with zero hits. While the rest scrambled for template fodder, you timed the move perfectly and cashed in. You might be bottom of the league, but this transfer was pure gold in the chaos.

21 points left to rot on your bench is a crime this week, especially with Scott delivering 12 and your starters stuck on 54. You had the ammo but chose to bench the heavy hitters - a rookie blunder in a league of pros. Next time, start the points or prepare to be roasted harder than your bench.

Chip Funeral belongs to FPL Mate -Dan- — Wildcard landed 54 — 54 vs 62 league average.

Backing Cunha over Casemiro was like betting on a snail in a sprint - 1 point versus 9 is a painful miss. You nailed the team but picked the wrong horse, turning a potential haul into a shrug. Better luck next time, but don’t pretend that was a clever punt.

You led the pack with 73 points while your Chelsea flopped 0-3 and the captaincy circus raged on. A green arrow with a 10-point gap to the next shows you didn’t just survive the chaos, you thrived in it. Enjoy the spotlight, but remember even the best can’t save a team from a heavy defeat.

You’re top dog with a 68-point lead but that Man Utd loss and a wildcard that only scraped 58 points shows the pressure’s mounting. No green arrow gain this week means the pack is sniffing at your heels despite your stubborn template hold. Keep the crown, but don’t get comfy while your rivals sharpen their claws.