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You went full maverick with Welbeck and scored a tidy 117 points while the popular picks barely moved the needle. That differential hit was the kind of content gold this league needs to remind everyone copying the herd is just background noise.

Bijol in for Gabriel was a neat move, bagging you a 10-point net gain without spending a hit. Too bad Justin was lurking with 19 points, but hey, you still punished the herd with a smart transfer timing.

Your autosub swap for Hinshelwood saved you 10 points, a rare slice of luck in a week full of captain chaos. At least your bench wasn’t just a graveyard of points like some others rocking that Free Hit.

You turned your bench into a points factory with 30 points left to rot while your starters limped to 96. That’s a Bench Boost fail screaming louder than a VAR review.

Your Free Hit bombed by 28 points below the expected average, a proper chip funeral. Meanwhile, your captain Palmer’s 4 points couldn’t even keep the funeral quiet.

Captain Palmer delivering 4 points when the average captain haul was 11 is a masterclass in delusion. You missed out on O'Reilly’s 13 points and let Haaland’s 26 run wild on the bench—talk about a captain disaster.

You nailed 132 points with a Bench Boost haul that kept you solid despite Arsenal’s 1-2 loss to Man City. Showing the league how to haul even when your favorite team throws a spanner in the works.

You’re top dog with 2148 points and a 70-point cushion, flexing a perfect Bench Boost and a Man Utd win over Chelsea. Keep riding that momentum or risk the challengers smelling blood.