Welcome to the Roast

You nailed backing the right team but picked Salah over Mac Allister, turning a potential 13-point haul into a 1-point ghost story. Next time, try not to pay full price for a benchwarmer while the bargain bin racks up double digits.

Your bench was a throne of wasted points with 17 sitting unused, led by Anderson's 9 points begging for a start. Meanwhile, your starters matched that 59 total like a perfect mirror, making your bench the ultimate benchwarmer.

You rolled out the Free Hit expecting fireworks but got sparklers instead, scoring 58 when 62 was the average expectation. That 4-point shortfall is the chip equivalent of a party pooper crashing your content plans.

You flew under the radar with Anderson scoring 9 points, a low-ownership differential that quietly punched above its weight. While the league copied the usual suspects, you quietly pocketed 60 points and left the template behind.

You timed the Raya transfer like a sniper, netting 10 points with zero hits while others flailed. That 2.0 price rise was just icing on the cake for your clean, clinical move.

Your autosub magic with Maguire's 7 points bailed you out when the starters couldn't deliver. In a league full of copycats, your bench swap was the unexpected hero move.

You led the pack with 69 points, proving that even with the captain flop, a well-rounded squad can haul. Your Free Hit paid off better than Oscar's, and your 7-point gap to the next best shows you’re no fluke.

Still top dog with a 71-point cushion, but your 59 points this week scream 'pressure mounting' more than 'dominance'. Even with Man Utd winning, your Free Hit and captain choice barely kept the wolves at bay.