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You backed the right team to haul but picked Cherki over Doku and paid the price with a 10-point miss. Copycat Cherki looked like a content move until Doku’s double goal haul laughed in your face. Better luck next time, but this was a textbook case of transfer whiplash in influencer land.

Chip Funeral belongs to FPL Pickle — Wildcard landed 54 — 54 vs 57 league average.

Selling Senesi for Gabriel and losing 8 points is like trading gold for bronze. You kept the lead but your transfer timing screamed points repellent. Safe captain Haaland saved the day, but those sold points still sting.

You nailed the differential hit with Senesi’s 14 points, a rare gem at 9% ownership in this influencer jungle. Bench Boost turned your chaos into cash, with Hill and Senesi cashing in while others flailed. You turned transfer whiplash into a masterstroke and left the copycats eating dust.

You left 16 points rotting on the bench like a forgotten snack, including Hill’s 10-point cameo. Your starters scored 48, but your bench could have doubled that if you’d bothered to use it. Bench fail meets league leader – stubbornness has its price.

You limped in with 48 points, just below average, and Haaland’s captain haul wasn’t enough to save you. Bench points piled up unused while you watched rivals edge ahead. In a week of transfer whiplash, your safe picks just weren’t safe enough.

You smashed the week with 84 points and a Bench Boost that made chaos pay. While others panicked over transfers, you quietly climbed with Senesi and Hill lighting the way. Your haul was the perfect antidote to this week’s influencer frenzy.

You held the top spot with 2255 points and a 67-point cushion, captain Haaland doing the heavy lifting again. Your stubborn template and safe picks kept you ahead while the rest chased shadows. But leaving points on the bench shows even leaders can trip over their own feet.