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You jumped on the Gyökeres hype train with three followers and ended up with just 2 points while the rest of your team scored 68. Bandwagon fail doesn’t cover it; you rode the wave straight into the shallow end.

You scored 60 points but left 22 points rotting on the bench, including a 9-point Raya who might as well have been your ghost captain. Bench fail of the week is yours; your subs were screaming for a start and you just ignored them.

You nailed the Semenyo differential with 12 points from a 9% ownership pick, turning a quiet week into a power move. While others played it safe, you flexed with a low-key gem and stretched your league lead to a comfy 79 points.

Your Calvert-Lewin one-week fling was a classic impulse buy, held for 7 days and dumped just in time to see him outscore Welbeck by 5 points. Timing was brutal and your net return was a painful -5; one night stands in FPL rarely end well.

You backed the right team with Cherki but picked the wrong player, missing out on Marmoush’s 14 points by 9. Safe transfers don’t win leagues, and your 3-point net gain feels more like a participation trophy.

You smashed 91 points with a Bench Boost but wasted 28 points on that bench, turning your chip haul into a chip fail. Brighton’s 3-0 win looked good but your overall rank screams 'could do better' from the bottom of the league.

You’re the league leader with 2337 points and an 82-point week, but that Man Utd 0-0 draw feels like a warning sign. Keep your lead tight because the title race is still breathing down your neck.