Welcome to the Roast

You held Lacroix for six days only to dump him before he flopped again and missed out on a better-performing Keane replacement. Your timing was so precise it cost you 2 points net versus the replacement – a true one-night stand with zero commitment.

You nailed the O.Dango differential punt with 15 points from a player barely owned globally at 2%. While the herd captained Saka, you quietly racked up 76 points and reminded everyone that sometimes the best content is being the contrarian hero.

Captain Delulu belongs to Andy LTFPL — Captain Gyökeres limped to 1 raw vs the 7-point league average — 6 short.

Autosub Saviour belongs to Harry Daniels — Bijol bailed out a no-show João Pedro for 8 jammy points off the bench.

You racked up 21 points on the bench but stubbornly left them to rot while your starting XI managed just 61. Bench all scored but you still managed to waste a mini haul – classic son of a bench move.

Minus Four Merchant belongs to Gianni Buttice — Shelled out -4 in hits and lost 1 versus the players they binned.

Despite the chaos, you flexed your Bench Boost to haul 83 points and climb the ranks without a green arrow. Your Chelsea win and Saka captaincy combo was the perfect storm for a top score – take a bow, but watch those transfer hits.

You’re still top dog with a 78-point lead but the captain disaster and vice captain snub show your throne is wobbling. Man Utd’s 3-2 win helped, but your stubborn Gyökeres armband nearly blew it – don’t get too comfy at the summit.