Welcome to the Roast

You backed Brighton’s haul but Marmoush was a zero-point ghost. Semenyo scored 6 while you sat on a dud, turning a smart team call into a rookie error. Next time, pick the player, not just the club.

You found Mavropanos lurking in the shadows for 8 points while the herd slept. That differential sealed your 72-point haul and left rivals wondering if they missed a memo. Sometimes the quiet punts are the loudest screams of success.

Captain Delulu belongs to Az Phillips — Captain Marmoush limped to 0 raw vs the 7-point league average — 7 short.

You held Saka for just under 9 days and timed the exit perfectly. Dumping him before a zero-point blank and pocketing Palmer’s 8 was a slick one-night stand. Content moves? Nah, just sharp timing that paid off.

Selling Haaland for Bowen was a masterstroke that netted 12 points instantly. While others clung to dead assets, you cashed in and kept the podium fight alive. That transfer timing was clinical, no chip needed.

Manager of the Week belongs to FPL Pickle — Posted 72 points.

League Leader belongs to Andy LTFPL — Tops the league on 2458 points, 85 ahead of Oscar.