Gameweek 6

Welcome to the Roast

The Creator Chaos League

Haaland got more love than a free pint on quiz night, every influencer triple-capping him like it’s the only play in the pub.

What happened this week

Haaland got more love than a free pint on quiz night, every influencer triple-capping him like it’s the only play in the pub. Andy LTFPL’s leading, but swapping Reijnders for Doku? Mate, even the king trips over his own shoelaces. Oscar and FPL Raptor wild-carded like pros but got roasted by Stach’s cameo—Longstaff just sniggered from the bar stool. And FPL Mate-Dan’s 24-point bench? Looks more like a graveyard than a team. Next round, bring better luck or bring a pint, because that’s looking rough.

Awards

Hall of Shame & Glory

Direct from the Minus4 engine — the managers who owned the gameweek, and the ones who gave us the best material.

🤏

Almost Genius

You nailed backing the right team but Reijnders over Doku? That’s like ordering steak and getting a salad. Eight points left on the table while you parade around with a triple captain Haaland haul. Next time, try not to let your transfers play for the bench.

Score impact 8

🪑

The Sub Optimal

Seventeen points on Alderete alone and you still left 24 points rotting on the bench. Your starters did their job but your bench was a silent scream begging for a sub. That’s not a bench, that’s a missed opportunity museum.

Score impact 24

🪦

Chip Funeral

Chip Funeral belongs to Ben Crellin — Wildcard landed 63 — 63 vs 71 league average.

Score impact -8

Transfer Masterstroke

Haaland in with no hits and a 14-point net gain? That’s how you punish the herd. You turned the triple captain chip into a weapon while your rivals flinched. Smart timing, clean execution, and a haul to match.

Score impact 14

🥇

Manager of the Week

Seventy-seven points and no rank gain? That’s the curse of a league leader breathing down your neck. Still, you flexed hard with the highest score while others played it safe. Keep riding that Haaland wave before it crashes.

Score 77

🏆

League Leader

Leading by 23 points and rocking a triple captain Haaland haul, you’re the league’s top dog for now. But your transfer blunder reminds us even kings can stumble on the small stuff. Enjoy the throne while it lasts.

Score 372

Standings

The Creator Chaos League Table

1
0

Andy LTFPL

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OR 376,805TRIPLE CAPTAINTV £100.6Net +14

Captain

Haaland

B.Fernandes (VC)

Total

372

GW

75

MatetaHaaland+14M.SalahReijnders0
2
0

Harry Daniels

DANIELS XI

OR 1,211,627WILDCARDTV £100.6Net +41

Captain

Haaland

Semenyo (VC)

Total

349

GW

69

3
0

Pras United

Pras United

OR 1,452,259TRIPLE CAPTAINTV £100.0Net +14

Captain

Haaland

B.Fernandes (VC)

Total

345

GW

77

MatetaHaaland+14M.SalahNdiaye0
4
0

Abdul Rehman

Attock Athletic

OR 1,439,505TRIPLE CAPTAINTV £99.7Net +8

Captain

Haaland

B.Fernandes (VC)

Total

345

GW

73

ThiagoHaaland+3M.SalahSemenyo+5
5
0

FPL Mate -Dan-

FPL Mate

OR 1,897,278WILDCARDTV £100.5Net +40

Captain

Haaland

Semenyo (VC)

Total

337

GW

70

6
0

FPL Pickle

Jota Pad

OR 2,336,948TRIPLE CAPTAINTV £99.5Net +14

Captain

Haaland

B.Fernandes (VC)

Total

331

GW

74

M.SalahNdiaye0FüllkrugHaaland+14
7
0

Gianni Buttice

***Buttice's Babes**

OR 2,555,441TRIPLE CAPTAINTV £100.1Net +14

Captain

Haaland

M.Salah (VC)

Total

328

GW

75

Marc GuiuHaaland+16WirtzL.Miley-2
8
0

Ben Crellin

ƃuᴉʞuᴉɥʇuʍopǝpᴉsdn

OR 2,831,890WILDCARDTV £100.2Net +46

Captain

Haaland

Foden (VC)

Total

324

GW

63

9
0

Oscar -

Focal Point

OR 3,062,413WILDCARDTV £100.1Net +48

Captain

Haaland

B.Fernandes (VC)

Total

321

GW

70

10
0

FPL Raptor

Eggspected Goals

OR 3,475,155WILDCARDTV £99.9Net +45

Captain

Haaland

B.Fernandes (VC)

Total

316

GW

69

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The Creator Chaos League - GW6 Roast